A kind gentleman from The Shuinan Yanping District in China offered to split 21 million dollars with me. This is our conversation.
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From: Chin Sang Chin
To: Zoltron Black
Subject: Strategically Planed Investment Portfolio
hello
my name is Sang Chin and i am in charge of an investment portfolio that involves money
deposited in my bank in China which I can easily transfer to you as beneficiary.
The transaction is risk free because it has been strategically planed to complete successfully.
contact me on my email address below for more details.
(sang_chin1@yahoo.com.hk)
Best regards,
Sang Chin
From: Zoltron Black
Date: July 26, 2015 5:18 pm
To: Chin Sang Chin
Subject: Re: Strategically Planed Investment Portfolio
Hello Sang Chin,
What blessed timing to receive such a generous offer! i am very interested in hearing more details about becoming the beneficiary of your investment portfolio.
Truth be told, i could really use some money as both of my parents were recently killed in a tragic winery accident in napa valley and i have unfortunately inherited not only their debt, but also their feral cat farm, which regrettably due to an outbreak of ocelot fever, is in dire need of a cash infusion.
I am looking forward to developing a prosperous relationship. Please send details about our strategic business plan.
Yours in God,
Mr. Zoltron
From: Chin Sang Chin
To: Zoltron Black
Subject: Re: Re: Strategically Planed Investment Portfolio
Dear Friend,
I need you to read this mail thoroughly to understand the principle behind this project. This transaction is about our customer who died accidentally with his wife and children leaving no one to come for the claim of his fund with our bank. The deceased customer used his wife as the next of kin but unfortunately, the wife died along side with him leaving nobody to claim $21.5 Million (Twenty-one Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) he deposited in our bank.
The reason I contacted you is because I need a foreign partner to assist me in this project because it will be too risky to transfer this fund to my fellow Chinese person. You do not have to worry about the financial technicalities for this transaction.
Action plan:
The plan is to transfer this fund in your name to our corresponding Bank in the Europe because the bank has a transactional understanding with my bank here and they are our corresponding bank in Europe and therefore easy and smooth for transferring the fund.
In the mean time, to give this transaction the legal right it deserves, you are to send the information below:
1. Full Name:
2. Address:
3. A copy of your means of identification (Driver’s License or International Passport or national ID)
4. Occupation:
5. Marital status:
I want to state again that your share will be 50% of the $21,500,000 USD which is equal to $10,750,000 US Dollars.
Due to the sensitive nature of the transaction, please it is important that we keep it confidential to ourselves so that we can enjoy the benefit without the fear that someone else is aware of it.
Regards,
Sang Chin.
From: Zoltron Black
To: Chin Sang Chin
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Strategically Planed Investment Portfolio
Hi Chin Sang Chin,
Let me start by saying that it is extremely fortunate for us both that the Oriental family died! Imagine if the man's wife had clung to life, neither of us would even be having this conversation... How wonderful.
As a way for us to build our relationship, let me interject here by pointing out something humorous. In America, your name "Chin Sang Chin" translates roughly to: "A jawbone melody below someone's nose!"
I imagine one chin singing to another chin. I asked my talented grandson to make a mockup for me on his computer.
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Anyways, enough rambling. I did read over the important documentation and everything looks very straight forward. I would hate to see 21.5 million dollars get claimed by some greedy opportunist, when you and i can split it with relative ease. So i'm ready to pass along the necessary information to get things started.
Before we get to the transaction details, i think it's important that we get to know each other just a little bit better. Could you please answer the following questions:
1. do you have any family photographs ?
2. do you have any pets?
3. is the money in american dollars or foreign yen ?
4. what's your favorite flavor of jamba juice?
Anyways, let me know about yourself and I'll send you the questions that you asked me about :)
Please respond quickly, i'd like to get everything handled as soon as possible and get the money transferred.
Yours in faith,
Mr. Zoltron
From: Chin Sang Chin
To: Zoltron Black
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Strategically Planed Investment Portfolio
Dear friend,
So you want to know more about me, to create their confidence in me, I think I can not hesitate to do it because my intentions are genuine, but please respect the integrity and keep information safe with you.
Your personal data are given below:
Name: Sang Chin
Second Address: № 63, street Shuinan Yanping District Nanping. China.
Third copy of identification: embedding
Fourth Occupation: Executive
Fifth Marital status: Married
I work as an investment manager in the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China (ICBC), China. I have a wife and three children (two daughters and a son).
A copy of my identity attached to this email and I'll send you some documents when I get them from a lawyer.
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Please do not disclose to anyone the reasons you do what the project requires us to absolute secrecy. We will be able to complete it successfully and live a better life.
please you to send me the same information for you.
Thank you,
Sang CHin
From: Zoltron Black
To: Chin Sang Chin
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Strategically Planed Investment Portfolio
Dearest Sang Chin, I'm so sorry for the delayed response.
I have just returned from a trip to Southern Florida. Since we last spoke, I sadly found out that my dear Aunt and Uncle (on my Mother's side) were both injured in a bowling incident. My recent run of bad luck with the newly procured feral cat farm and this ridiculous string of family crisis has really shaken my nerves.
Honestly, I'm just glad that I have found a friend in you and that your intentions are genuine. It seems the world has become filled with devious and conniving bottomfeeders, looking to scavenge upon innocent, naive and unsuspecting victims. It's great to have found someone I can trust.
I only hope that I am not too late and the money is still available. I don't think I could bare to lose this opportunity.
Tell me one more time exactly what it is that I need to send you. I don't have a passport and I'm afraid that I don't understand the part about the "Shuninan Yanping District Nanping." Is that a Japanese tax form? If so, can you fax it to me?
I already have plans for what I'm going to do with my share of the money.
First and foremost, I will open a store in Southern Modesto called "Car Pets®"
The idea would be to sell fragrant, car deodorizers made entirely from recycled carpet, but cut into the shape of dogs and cats. For example, someone who owns a Siamese cat, may want to buy a "Car Pet®" cut into the shape of a cat and made from scraps from an oriental rug. It might smell like Raisons or Charcoal. A different pet owner may love Old English Sheepdogs, in which case he would purchase a "Car Pet®" made from recycled shag carpet, cut into the shape of a dog and smelling like oatmeal or a wild game feast.
I'm so excited about the prospects of this transaction, I can barely contain myself. I've enclosed a photo of a "Car Pet®" prototype. This, also requires absolute secrecy.
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God loves us both,
Mr. Zoltron
From: Chin Sang Chin
To: Zoltron Black
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Strategically Planed Investment Portfolio
Dear friend,
Thank you for agreeing to continue with me on this project and As explained before you should send the information and attach a copy of your identification to enable us proceed with this transaction immediately because time is very important.
Meanwhile, you must send the following information about yourself:
1. First Name:
2. Address:
3. A copy of your national identity card:
4. Occupation:
For a project of this magnitude, you will agree with me that I ask you to send a copy of your identity is not asking too much as you have already recieved mine to build our trust and committment to this deal. I need this information in order to continue and prepare documents in your name to qualify for the fund.
Waiting for your reply soon and you can ask me that you still do not understand
Sincerely,
Sang Chan.
From: Zoltron Black
To: Chin Sang Chin
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Strategically Planed Investment Portfolio
Hello Friend, (and when I say friend, I mean it.)
In fact, last night when I was drifting off, your passport photo came into my mind I wrote a little song:
It's called "Friends."
"Friends are like rainbows
They appear when it's sunny and wet
Friends come in all colors and sizes
Just like Car-Pets®
Friends are like the wind
They blow and shake and whisper
Friends are forever. Forever and ever and ever.
Friends."
Thanks for being patient and helping me understand the technical side of this project. Here are the answers to your questions.
1. My name is Ed Mcmahon, but my friends call me Mr. Zoltron. That is my birth name. My Christian name. My parents, god rest their souls, were fortune tellers, mystics.
2. My address is 385 8th st. San Francisco, Ca. 94103 (please note: Mr S's Leather BSDM Shoppe is downstairs. NOT my store!)
3. I.D. enclosed (although I don't trust identity thieves on the internet so I blacked out some information. will this work ok ?)
4. Currently in semi-retired and in between "official" jobs but if you were to press me, I'd say 'Feral Cat Farmer'
So what happens next ? When do we share the money??
Trust Faith,
Mr. Zoltron
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From: Chin Sang Chin
To: Zoltron Black
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Re: Re: Strategically Planed Investment Portfolio
Dear Zoltron Mcmahon ,
I gave all the information about you to a lawyer, and he has already introduced you to my bank and started the process.
This process began uzhe.Advokat came to our office this morning officially question about how his client (you) will be able to claim the fund of his cousin. They gave him a list of all required documents. According to him, he will make sure that everything is perfect for a few days and did the necessary documents are ready.
Meanwhile, it is in you, to await the form for the release of the fund to you.
The following information, will need be present on the form:
Name: Sakhani
Name: Iqbal
Date of Birth: 16 April 1958
Date of Death: November 25, 2005
Life span: 47
Country of Birth: Pakistan
Cause of death: Explosive wounds
Occupation: Businessman
Account information.
Date of deposit: July 14, 2003
Type of deposit: the contribution of private investment
Account number: 426157-09127304748
Deposit code: ICBCCNFJNIQB
Started sum: 21500000
Sincerely,
Sang Chin.
Dear Shin,
Again, sorry for the delayed response. 4 of the cats have already died. I don't know if I'm cut out for this. I will await the contract and get back to you promptly.
PS. Did the poor man really die from explosive wounds? Preparation H has always worked wonders for my hemaroids.
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God,
Mr. Zoltron
From: Chin Sang Chin
To: Zoltron Black
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Re: Re: Re: Strategically Planed Investment Portfolio
Dear Mr. Mcmahon ,
Please print the form of the first and fill it out and send back an e-mail. fill up fast and come back so that he could be present. I will be grateful if you would complete and return the completed form back to me immediately.
Do not forget to write on the bottom of the form.
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From: Zoltron Black
To: Chin Sang Chin
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Strategically Planed Investment Portfolio
Dear God,
Two days ago, I fell and hit my haad on the formica cuonter top. Needless to say, I am unable to read your handwrittng. Can you fax me a new cntract?
From Ed.
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From: Chin Sang Chin
To: Zoltron Black
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Strategically Planed Investment Portfolio
Mr. Mcmahon ,
It is with the utmost urgency that we conclude our business in a timely manner. My lawyer has told me that another interested party awaits our decision, but his loyalty aligns with you.
Please complete the enclosed documents and all account details urgently or the claim of fund all be lost. It is imperative now.
Sincerely,
Sang Chin.
From: Zoltron Black
To: Chin Sang Chin
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Strategically Planed Investment Portfolio
Dearest Mr. Sing,
If it's not too much trouble, can you send my check ? Those Carpets® aren't gonna sew themselves..
Speaking of which, would you be interested in sewing the first batch of Carpets® ? Let's start with the Caramel scented Dachshund and perhaps a Licorice-flavored Persian Sphinx. Do you need anything else to get started ?
Godly,
Ed.
From: Zoltron Black
To: Chin Sang Chin
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Strategically Planed Investment Portfolio
Mister Sing? Are you there?
